• Gabe: Oh snap. I don't have any Halloween candy for the trick-or-treaters in my building. Gotta stop by Walgreens and stock up. What should I by?
• Gabe: *buy. Ugh. I swear I'm not totally retarded. Maybe half...
• William: I was going to suggest you bUy a vowel... #vannawhite
• Gabe: Oh SNAP!

• Gabe: *walks into the kitchen with a pregnancy test in hand*
• Ryland: What's up?
• Gabe: I think I'm pregnant...
• Gabe: *shows Ryland pregnancy test instructions*
• Gabe: What does this say? What's a plus mean?
• Ryland: Plus means positive - pregnant. Um, are you late?
• Gabe: *sighs heavily*
• Gabe: How can that be?

• Gabe: This is your boy G.A.B.E. of Cobra Starship. I'm hanging out with the one and only Ryland Blackinton. Yo, Ry?
• Ryland: Yo?
• Gabe: I'm gonna call you Pleasure, son.
• Ryland: 'Cause the pleasure's all yours. All aboard the Cobra Starship, ladies and gentlemen. Be sure to keep a close eye on them personal belongings. That means you ladies. Keep a close watch on that booty. Take one eye off it, and I'ma take it from you!

• Ryland: If we could have any superpower, what would it be? Um…
• Gabe: I’d like to be invisible.
• Victoria: I’d like to have a mute button. Like…
• Alex: Okay, that sucks.
• Ryland: *laughs*
• Victoria: To mute you guys at any time I want.
• Alex: I would definitely rather fly.
• Gabe: Yeah, I’d rather be invisible.

• Interviewer: Do you have any pets?
• Gabe: Uh, no… My dog passed away this year, actually.
• Interviewer: Oh god. I’m sorry.
• Gabe: *frowns* It was sad.
• Interviewer: What was his name? Her name?
• Gabe: Oreo.
• Interviewer: Oreo!
• Gabe: Oreo, if you’re out there in heaven watching this, this is for you man!
• Ryland: See you soon!
• Gabe: *laughs* Yeah, I’ll de- I’LL DEFINITELY SEE YOU SOON!

• Alex: Yo, guys… I’m taking the car tonight. I got a hot date.
• Ryland: Oh… Hate to bust your balls, but I’m taking the car. I called it last night.
• Alex: What do you mean you’re taking the car? You can’t call the car…
• Ryland: Yes you can! I called it last night!
• Alex: You didn’t call the car!
• Ryland: Gabe heard me call the car last night!
• Alex: No way! Did he call the car last night?
• Gabe: Let me solve this problem for the both of you guys. Neither of you are taking the car because it’s MY show and I’M taking the car.
• Alex: What the hell do you need the car for?
• Victoria: Hey, you guys…
• *Gabe, Alex, and Ryland start arguing*
• Victoria: You guys… YOU GUYS! There’s no car here! Do you realize that?
• Ryland: That’s not the point! It’s the principle, Victoria!
• Gabe: Come on! You don’t even know how to drive!
• Ryland: Of course there’s no car! We know that!

• Gabe: 2007 was a, was a great year for us, but um, we had a, we had some great tours, but we had a - this one tour that we did, which was the biggest tour, and we got in a lot of trouble on that tour because we're troublemakers. So um, we're gonna reenact that right now.
• Gabe: Hey, what's up Mr. Unnamed Tour Manager? Haha. How you doin'?
• Alex: *pretends to be tour manager* Hello, Gabriel.
• Gabe: Hey, um... I have a question. Is it cool if you think we could maybe park the bus within a 2 mile radius to the venue today so we don't have to walk all the way here?
• Alex: *pretends to be tour manager* Absolutely not, Gabriel.
• Gabe: Oh, okay. Umm... Yo, would it be cool if we went to the catering and got some food because, um, we haven't eaten in like 3 days.
• Alex: *pretends to be tour manager* That is incorrect, Gabriel.
• Gabe: Okay. Cool. Um... Are you a fucking fat fuck?
• Alex: *pretends to be tour manager* That is correct, Gabriel.
• Gabe: Cool! See you later!

• Gabe: So, 2008 for Cobras is all gonna be about this word 'psyche', okay? I'll show you guys how you use it. Check it out.
• Gabe: Hey, a... what's up Suarez?
• Alex: What's goin' on, Gabe?
• Gabe: It was a good show, right?
• Alex: It was a great show.
• Gabe: I thought everyone had a lot of fun.
• Alex: I thoug- I had a great time. Did you have a good time?
• Gabe: Yeah, yeah. You played really well.
• Alex: Oh, yeah. I did play really well. Your vocals were really good too.
• Gabe: Oh, thanks man. You thought so?
• Alex: PSYCHE!